The Father of our Nation, Mahatma Gandhi wasn't just the first 'Satyagrahi'...
...but, also the first 'cleanliness activist' too.
Even though it's been 100 years since Chaparan Satyagraha...
...we still couldn't get rid of the filth in our country.
But now, under the leadership of Prime Minister Narendra Modi...
...Gandhiji's dream of clean India will become a reality...
...on his 150 birth anniversary, that is 2nd October, 2019.
This is our small contribution to his campaign.
Our heartfelt homage to Gandhiji.
Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick.
Once she starts insisting, there's no way to turn her down.
You just can't say no to her.
So why don't you go for a third one?
I am not Farah Khan.
She's already had triplets.
But here, keep continue...
And if you're so fascinated by the idea then why don't you try for another one?
Forget it...
I've my hands full with one 'Ninja Hattori'.
By the way, Chulni, how is your mother-in-law's knee?
It's as good as new.
No wonder she's been racking her brains a lot recently.
My mother-in-law has lost her marbles.
She makes me slog over the sewing machine all day.
I see...
Well, speaking of machines, I've heard Neelam goes on and on like a machine.
What have you been feeding your husband these days?
Tell us too.
She can't stop smiling.
- Tell us too. - Spill it out.
Our husbands fall flat on the bed...
...as if they were moving mountains all day.
Tell us...
Where did you find this magical herb?
Tell us.
Oh, my... where did you get that done?
Well, last month he took me to Delhi... for sight-seeing.
We must get one soon too.
Normally, men get us pregnant and then forget all about us.
Listen to my mother-in-law? But why?
She just needs a reason...
You'll get a stomach-ache...
Who is he?
Oh, my...
That rascal intentionally flashed his light on us.
- You are right. - Rascal.
No, you go, I can't come?
Sonu has made a mess at home.
Hey madam, won't you let me pass?
If I flash my dipper now, you'll get furious.
Keep flashing your dipper now. Rascal.
- Jaya... - You taught him a good lesson.
- Bye. - Bye.
"There are many beautiful girls.."
"But all eyes staring at you.."
Oh my, God! Oh my, God!
"But what do I say about me.. Even the moon praises me.."
Is someone going to lower the volume of the television?
It's pointless...
"Oh my baby doll of gold.." "Oh my baby doll of gold.."
Kakka... you won't see more that way.
Actually, son, I can see more.
My number has increased.
- What are you saying? - Yes.
- Kakka, let me take a look. - No.
- Just once... only once... - I said...
I hope you can see all big and clear.
Vidya, you just broke our concentration.
Scenes like these... makes it a 'good morning'.
Jagdish, my son... why did you change the channel?
- Why did you change the channel? - Yes, why did you?
If he can watch it in front of his daughter-in-law...
..then you can also watch it in front of your young daughter.
She watches it on her mobile, he on the computer.
And 1 watch it on the TV...
...Instead we should all watch it together.
Why not? Let's forget all shame.
- Listen Sunny... - Huh?
- I mean... what's her name? - Vidya?
Listen Vidya, I may have a dirty mind.
But I have a clean heart.
And... one of the most religious..
..and cultured country in the world has one of the largest population.
Kakka i had.. no contribution in it.
I only have one daughter.
And for a fact, she's so pampered...
...that she's still studying when she should've settled down.
Haven't you seen kakka's Japanese degrees?
Yeah.
It's only natural for some of his talents to rub off on his granddaughter.
I wonder what good are these Japanese degrees in agriculture.
No one even knows what's written on them.
- And you know. - You're spoiling our daughter.
- Me? - Stop all this right now!
Don't you have any shame?
"Fair boys... fair boys..."
Sunny. again?
Not you..
"I sway my hips and dance. I wear my earrings and dance."
Is it her birthday today?
You're going to look stunning in your wedding dress.
Even you'll look quite appealing in your suit.
Keshav, why do you keep playing with my thumb all the time?
Can't help it, baby. That's as far as I am destined to get.
Never imagined we'll be getting married on the same day...
...but to different people.
Naru's calling. Here.
- Yeah, go on. - Radhe-Radhe, brother.
Only five more minutes before the Auspicious time to start.
Are you planning on starting a war?
The bride's family is waiting.
Be quiet... you make it sound like I am marrying Mallika Sherawat.
Doesn't matter... at least she has the same name.
You see... the wedding cards have been distributed...
...guests have arrived and the procession is ready to leave.
So... where are you?
- Naru. - Yes.
Is that Keshav?
Tell him, if we miss this auspicious day...
...the next auspicious date comes only after 36 years.
Tell him.
I'm sure you heard everything.
Tell him... I'm going through a break-up.
This will take time.
So... what are your plans for your wedding night?
What about you?
Don't forget to take the glass of milk on time.
Forget it...
Your beloved wife will bring an entire milk dairy with her.
Well, then I'll send you all the cottage-cheese you want.
My God, cottage cheese makes you blush.
I wonder what you'll do if I say cream?
Well, that's the end of this love-story.
Now go marry your groom.
I wish you had mustered some courage to talk to your father...
...then you would be getting married to me.
And not with that Mallika.
Doesn't matter... we both had our share of fun.
We had some really good time together, right.
Listen... we'll keep meeting even after the wedding, won't we?
After the wedding... never!
I have a strict policy...
Never fiddle around with someone's television or wife...
You'll get the shock of your life.
Oh my boy of principles.
Are you going to post your wedding photos on Facebook?
I will, sis...
Get lost. Go marry that milk-maid.
Radhe-Radhe, brother. Brother, father is very furious.
Then ask father to sit at the dais in my place.
Guess you're in a bad mood today.
But this is amazing...
You give those girls driving lessons, but...
...they switch partners when they need a permanent driver.
You know what, the day I find my kind of girl...
...I swear I will rattle Panditji's world.
You can say anything you like out here.
Because you can't say a word in front of father.
Come, brother. Time to suit up.
Sister-in-law Mallika beckons you.
"Mallika is all grown up..."
"...like a dairy of milk."
[CHANTING PRAYER]
Come, Sister-in-law.
He's Manglik.
Plus, the planets and stars in his birth-chart are unfavorable.
Only this Buffalo can save his life now.
Congratulations.
Finally, there's some hope for Keshav to get married.
Only when we find someone with two thumbs on her left hand...
...can he get married?
- I see? - Yes...
Bless you. Bless you two.
Great...
That's called moving up in life.
From Mallika the Buffalo to Mallika the sister-in-law.
Congratulations, brother Keshav.
Naru!
- Naru. - Yes.
- Where are you, you numbskull? - Coming, father.
Have you got ants in your pant...
...that you're running around like this. Huh!
The shipment hasn't arrived yet.
Well, father, we've already placed an order for cycle chains.
Brother and I will catch a train and go buy those tubes for the cycles.
The accounts are in a mess.
It's hard to believe there's a discrepancy...
...on brother Keshav's watch, father.
Really? Where is your brother?
Enjoying his honeymoon?
- Tell him. - Yes, father.
This week I will sit in the shop...
...Chandu will take an off, and you two will do the cooking.
Okay father...
But father...
- Radhe-Radhe, brother. - Rad he-Rad he.
Cooking bread, are you?
You know what, I can't see you in this predicament.
Should I call sister-in-law instead?
She will cook bread for you.
You're pulling my leg, aren't you?
You see... your sister-in-law has solved...
- ...half the problems in my birth-chart. - Yes.
I've 50% chances of getting married now.
Now just wait and watch when I bring a beautiful and smart wife, like me.
I'll even cook bread for her.
And you'll be fuming with jealousy.
Let's not get so far ahead of ourselves.
Did you forget about father's second condition?
Where will you find someone with two thumbs?
Will she descend from the sky?
Take my advice, brother.
Forsake all hopes of getting married.
And you should mourn instead.
Even the children of your friends are now going to school.
And that Kabir Bedi got married for the fourth time.
And you couldn't even find one.
It's not your cup of tea.
You're going to die a bachelor...
That's the limit.
Can't we brothers talk in private?
Why does sister-in-law keep getting offended all the time?
- Uncle, move aside. - Yes, dear.
Everyone's standing in the way.
I'll just make a quick visit to the toilet.
I'm coming too.
- Yuck... - What happened?
At least let me pee in peace, madam.
Disgusting people... why can't they lock the door?
Men think why should we lock the door?
Real maturity is about peeing with the doors open.
- No shame at all. - Right...
They knew the door was open...
...but thought it was against their pride to knock.
Wouldn't you call that impolite, Naru?
This isn't your house's main door that we need to knock?
Of course not, it's a garden...
...where you can take a stroll freely.
Hey brother, talk to me.
Get it?
What are you staring at? I am talking to you.
Hey, brother...
Call me rude, but don't call me brother.
Look at your age.
Are you going to teach this to your children too?
How can I have kids?
I am still a bachelor-.
I see... no wonder.
No wonder he looks so desperate.
Move.
I said move.
You didn't even wash your hands. Yuck.
She just publicly humiliated you.
Doesn't matter, Naru.
It's my fault, so I must pay the price.
What a big heart?
I washed my hands.
Are you crazy?
He just splashed water in my eye.
Crazy man.
Hey...
"May no one throw stones, at my lover.."
Come, the station has arrived. Let's go.
Great... you're here.
- Here you go, Uncle. - Get down.
- Your cycle has arrived. - Okay.
On-time delivery.
Bravo...
Did the blunder. What is this?
What happened, uncle?
I asked for Sunny Leone...
...but you got me Sunny Deol instead.
Did he ask for a lady's cycle?
I don't remember. Maybe...
What do you mean you can't remember?
- Check the order again. - We're checking, again.
Please do.
No need to worry, uncle.
You must have a saw at home.
- Just cut off that middle rod. - That's right.
- And it will be a lady's cycle. - Right.
And uncle, you can use that rod to drive away the monkeys.
Get on...
- That's no way to do business. - This is how we do it.
Listen... Radhe Cycle, this isn't right.
- Get lost. - I will not spare you.
Brother, it's that way. What are you doing?
What's going on?
Attending to the customer.
Come on... get the saw.
We'll cut off that rod.
What made you change your mind?
- You were leaving. - What's going on here?
Did you buy a new cycle for me?
I thought I'll give you a surprise.
But these guys from Radhe Cycle...
- Listen. - Yes.
I've found that thief who's been stealing our clothes.
Coming.
It's amazing.
Well, it was supposed to be a lady's cycle...
...but we mixed up the order...
Why are you going off-track now?
You?
The rude guy from the bathroom.
No, I'm the cycle guy.
Your father ordered a lady's cycle...
...but we got a gents cycle instead.
Doesn't matter.
This one's a gents cycle, isn't it? I'll keep it.
How can you keep it?
- It's our fault, we'll fix it. - What do you mean?
I like this design, I'll keep this one.
This isn't a joke. How are you going to ride this?
There's a rod in the middle.
- Hey, Radhe Cycle... - Keshav.
Whatever your name is?
Try to keep an open mind, not the bathroom's door.
For your kind information...
...what did women wear when cycles were invented in 1860?
Dresses.
And the rod in the middle was removed for their safety.
And what do we wear now?
- What? - Jeans.
So the rod doesn't matter.
Her general knowledge is better than yours.
Doesn't matter... she's a female. You spoke really well, madam.
But after 1860, in 1885 came safety cycles...
...which had a chain and peddle as well.
Ladies got their freedom of movement after that.
Great...
- Yes, but... - I'm on your side, madam.
I don't differentiate between ladies and gents.
That's why I prefer trains.
There are no separate toilets for ladies and gents.
- But you must lock them. - Of course.
Whether it's a ladies or gents.
Well, that's enough lesson for one day.
No... please go on, I am loving it.
Jaya, what happened?
What's wrong? You're still here.
Well, uncle, I was just leaving...
Jaya got me talking.
- Shall we go now? - Yes.
Okay, uncle...
Hold it.
If you ever have a problem, just give me a call.
Yes.
My personal mobile number is written behind this cycle.
- Give it to your entire family. - Yes.
- I forgot to shift gears. - Yes.
See you... Okay.
Papa“.
Brother... it's falling...
What are you doing? Can't you see through those glasses?
What happened?
Is that her or am I imagining things?
That's her alright?
She's a topper.
Don't even think about her.
Do you have the number of Kanhaiyya, the computer guy?
Yes will get it.
"Since the day we met..."
can't stop smiling."
"I keep telling everyone... I see."
"Stay away from this fantasy or life will be doomed."
"Quit smiling, silly.." - Brother, give me tea.
"..or I'll fall in love." - Madam, tea.
"Quit smiling, silly, or I'll fall in love."
Bloody thief.
Hello. How are you, Vasudev?
Where are you?
Madam, what's the time?
- 9:00. - Thank you.
Yes.
"I used to feel... love's too far-fetched for me..."
"...because I had no dreams."
"But since we met, I feel a little unrestrained."
"I feel like I'm lost in your eyes."
"Like sandalwood gets dissolved in water."
She has only five fingers.
"The heart's willing to do anything."
Move.
"Quit smiling, silly, or I'll fall in love."
- Jaya. - Yes.
Isn't that you?
Why that...
Where is he?
Where's that bloody Radhe cycle?
Why...
Who do you think you are?
Kuldeep, get a cup of tea for ma'am.
Yes, ma'am?
With whose permission did you put that up?
With whose permission did you take my picture?
You think you're smart?
I'll shut down Radhe Cycles for good.
Cancel the tea, get a cold drink. Calm down, madam, calm down.
You're a topper. I really care about education.
It's just a marketing strategy.
I swear since we put your face on the hoarding, sales have gone up 8%.
And it's also sending a message to the girls.
Whatever... I didn't top my class to increase your sales.
- I know... - Then know this.
If you don't take all the posters down by tomorrow...
...you will be in big trouble.
Moron!
Madam, you... forgot your phone.
As well as my mobile number in it.
Yes, Anu.
Brother, I did exactly like you said.
But that Jeetu is terrified of his father.
He says he won't elope with me.
Did he lose a leg?
Why won't he elope with you?
Of course, he will.
Get two tickets for Gorakhpur Express. Yeah...
Pack your bags and get to the station tonight.
I'll handle the rest.
- But will Jeetu show up? - Give me my phone.
Give me my phone.
You're such a disgusting man.
You're advising someone to run away.
- Who are you talking to, brother? - Hold on.
She's my cousin.
Whether I give her my advice, or anything else why does it matter to you?
- Anu. - Mad.
- Yes, brother. - From Gorakhpur head straight to Nepal.
Nepal?
Nepal is an amazing place. Economical, reliable and realistic.
- I'll send you money from my mobile. - But, brother...
Listen, sis, India is a lot more advanced now.
Radhe-Radhe... take care.
Very good.
The brother inside you suddenly wakes up and sacrifices your own sister.
How is it right to run from your problems?
This is the best advice right now.
This thinking...
This thinking... has doomed this country.
If you have the guts to love someone...
...you should be man enough to admit it to your family.
Look, madam, their family only has hatred and anger.
Because it doesn't take time to hate someone...
...but, takes time to understand love.
Soon the hatred will resolve until then, let them enjoy their honeymoon.
Our thinking is so different.
No, it's not.
You're saying 'talk to the family', I am saying 'run away'..
..but we're both on the side of love.
Crazy...
You're crazy.
Madam, listen...
It's quite late, I'll drop you home.
No need for that.
I swear I won't elope with you.
I can go myself.
Oh God, she's so fluent in English.
Look straight... Stop ogling.
"Just like one needs to breathe..."
"...to stay alive."
"All I need is a sweetheart..."
"...for falling in love."
"All I need is a sweetheart..."
"...for a massage."
Hey, brother, you're in a colorful mood today.
Guess Holi isn't too far.
By the way, brother, it's your first Holi post wedding.
What color will you put on sister-in-law?
Every color's going to suit her.
Radhe-Radhe... You're in love, brother.
Don't get emotional and pull her on your bike.
Just watch, she will definitely sit on my Honda some day.
My advice is... load her on a truck and take her to see Agra's, Taj Mahal.
I can build a Taj Mahal for her.
Oh brother, now that's happy Holi.
Sister-in-law's grown young.
She's become a dairy...
Are you crazy?
You just ruined my mood.
Get lost.
I only said milk...
No, enough.
Wow, dear...
That's a really cheap ringtone?
Who is calling?
Don't ask, mom.
- My phone fell in the drain. - I see...
I want to change your mother's ringtone as well.
Are you listening? He wants to throw you down the drain.
Pass me the salad.
Hey, brother, you're brushing your teeth a lot today.
Just refreshing my breath.
I'm washing my underwear and you're refreshing your breath.
That's what you're good for.
Brother... goggles, deodorant...
- What are you preparing for? - It's a lover's parade...
Should be grand.
[FOLK SONG]
It should be stopped now.
Who beats their husband like this?
They are simply venting their anger on these poor souls.
Look at their condition.
Fine, then you don't beat your husband.
I will never...
Look, there..
Hold on.. wait.. wait..
Brother, thank God we didn't get married.
Look at the size of their sticks.
The men in our country hate the idea of apologizing.
They certainly deserve this.
Hold on, aunty...
Coming through... coming through...
- Oh my, God. - He's flat on the ground.
- Hey.. Radhe. - Don't beat him.
Look there... there...
So brother... no. 19.
No...
No. 1.
[FOLK SONG]
Listen...
I need to talk to her today at any cost.
Okay.
[FOLK SONG]
It's Holi!
She will be here... She will be here...
She will be here soon... She will be here... be patient.
She's here... she's here.
Happy holi..
She is looking this way.
Even her friend's good looking.
When she comes here, you guys leave.
She is still standing there.
She's here... she's here.
Tell her everything today.
Are you done yet?
Chasing me around.
Your friends even teased you taking my name.
You've been staring at me all this time.
You must be getting a kick out of it, don't you?
Are you clone ogling at me?
Satisfied now?
You boys think it's right to ogle at girls?
Huh? Look at me, I am talking to you!
All this doesn't suit you. Look at your age.
Don't you get it?
There can never be anything between us.
- Madam. - What?
It's already happened between us.
But you can't see it, or maybe you're ignoring it.
You're the one ignoring reality...
There's a big difference between us.
Do you get it?
I am just a college pass-out but my GK's better than anyone out here.
I am a Pandit's (PRIEST) son, but I eat eggs after praying.
I maybe over-age but, no kid in this village can beat me in a race.
From my sunglasses to my t-shirt, everything is a fake...
...but I'm still pretty rustic at heart!
Now you decide whether you want to tie the knot with..
...some ordinary IAS, doctor or engineer...
...or are you looking for some romance in life.
And yes...
Let me tell you one thing honestly.
Since the day I saw you...
...I decided that I'll stand up against the whole world for you!
And about following you around...
Here you go...
I've deleted my number.
From your phone and mine as well.
Goodbye. Let's go.
Bro, you were great today.
Bro, you were amazing today.
"Feels like these days, I've been capriciously riding the waves."
"And never leave without watching my reflection in your eyes."
"How do I stay away from your thoughts you're the only one I think about."
"Quit smiling, silly, or I'll fall in love."
Take these tires, when the customers...
Hey, Radhe Cycle.
Your nameplate's fallen off. Put it back.
If something's wrong with my cycle where am I going to call?
If you can take it off, then you can put it back too.
You didn't have to come all the way here for that.
Leave.
I may have studied BCA but, my GK isn't better than yours.
I'm a Joshi's girl, but I ride gents cycle.
From head to toe, I am completely rustic..
..but my thinking's completely modern.
Now you decide...
...whether you want to tie the knot with some ordinary, homely girl or...
...do you want some romance in life?
Sudhir... put the radium nameplate on madam's cycle...
...so that my number glitters even in the dark.
And see to it that she has no more trouble.
And take this one down.
I'll do a photoshoot for you.
"Quit smiling, silly, or I'll fall in love."
"Quit smiling, silly, or I'll fall in love.
- Listen. - Huh.
Will you come to topper, with the marriage proposal?
No.
In fact, my advice is that you shouldn't either. Just WhatsApp her.
- Aren't you my brother? - No.
But if you still insist on going...
...then be honest with them and tell them about the 'two thumbs'.
They are educated people, you fool. Let me make an impression on them first.
Otherwise, they will show me the way out.
Will you come along?
Take me to Syria instead. I am not coming with you.
How could I say no to brother, isn't it, aunty?
So I had to come down to talk.
And uncle, I knew this since the day...
...brother put up huge hoardings of sister-in-law.
- Can I ask you a question, son? - Yes.
- I hope you won't mind. - Not at all.
Guys your age normally have two kids.
- So why... - There's Mallika.
I mean he will treat sister-in-law like a queen.
- I see... - You see... he's also past that age.
But he has many desires.
You see, aunty, I never got the time.
In fact, I never came across anyone like Jaya.
That's true.
- Have some tea, son. - No...
- I'll get you some cola. - Get some cola for him, aunty.
But make sure it's sugar-free.
You see, brother likes to maintain himself.
- I see... - Right?
- No-no-no... - I'll go get it for you.
- No need for that. - Let's get to the point.
Yes.
Do you put the holy thread over your ear while peeing?
No... not at all, uncle. No formality in an emergency.
No... not at all.
Mahatma Gandhi has said...
"Be the change you wish to see in the world."
Because the world...
International knowledge.
Uncle...
I just love wise men.
- Sunny Leone or Mallika Sherawat? - Huh?
Tell him to stop..
What?
- Sunny Leone or Mallika Sherawat? - He's at it again.
Sunny Leone.
Give me five.
- Radhe Cycle. - Yes.
Take a seat.
Well... I completely trust my daughter Jaya.
I do too.
If she's chosen you, then there must be something about you.
- Yes. - All I have to say is...
..just keep her happy.
Uncle, I can shut shop and take up a government job.
- No-no... - Just say it...
By the way, son, who else is there in your family?
There's me, Naru and Panditji, my father.
All men.
Yes... mother passed away when I was a kid.
- And our grandma lives in Gorakhpur. - Okay, okay.
And anyway, aunty, once he gets married..
..they will carry forward the lineage.
Children.
So let's take this one step ahead.
When is Keshav introducing us to Panditji?
Don't ask him, sister-in-law.
Father will give him special time.
Isn't that right, brother? Let's go see father.
He seems to be in a good mood.
I'll go first.
Guess who, father?
Now what trouble is this?
Rascals, never let me do anything in peace.
Don't just stand there and stare, say something.
Father, I was saying...
Father...
You want to go to Mumbai to become a hero at this age.
Is business running in a loss?
Then what else is it?
Speak up.
Father, I... he...
- Brother... - I want to get married.
Get me married.
Curses.
- I can see that. - What, father?
The volcano erupting inside you.
What?
You've got some of father's pee on your cheek.
You numbskulls... I've told you a thousand times.
Your wife must have two thumbs on her hand.
We already have a buffalo tied in our courtyard with two horns.
Let's stop ranting about two-thumbs.
You fool... that was just to get rid of his 'Manglik' (INAUSPICIOUS) phase.
What about the faults still left in his birth-chart?
And why do you think...
...I am insisting on getting him a wife with two thumbs?
According to the scriptures...
...Water, Earth, Sky, Wind, and Fire. The thumb... represents fire.
Only double fire can absolve the final faults in his birth-chart.
So... you must marry someone..-...
...who has 'double fire' on her left hand.
Yeah...
This is really terrible, brother.
I wonder what I did to deserve this imbecile?
Can I say something, brother?
I think you should shift in the barn with sister-in-law Mallika.
I've another idea.
Should I ask Hrithik?
Maybe he knows someone.
You know what...
...why don't you put up posters for this too.
"Wanted! With two thumbs."
I'm in a real tight spot, and you think it's funny.
Look... on a serious note...
Why don't you tell father everything?
Hang me upside down father.
You're 36 years old... and still scared of your father.
Not at all, I'm not scared of my father.
- Really. - I am scared of myself...
If I lose my mind, I swear, I will make father's life hell.
Of course.
Don't you have a solution on your computer.
For this? No...
Only some quick-fixer can find a solution to this.
You're right... why move mountains when we can find a quick-fix for it.
Absolutely right, mister.
It's a question of our image now.
Brother, two cups of tea... with ginger.
- Make it good. - Yes.
- Brother, no ginger in mine. - Okay.
- Listen. - Yes.
- Can you knit? - Yes, why?
- Radhe-Radhe. - Radhe-Radhe.
Consider it clone.
O benevolent Lord, get me married.
"There isn't a moment of peace without it." - Keshav.
- Are you dead? - "Always keeps you on your toes."
"Spins around like the wheel of a cycle."
"Anyone in this predicament is always happy."
"The path of love isn't easy."
"There's nothing more complicated than love."
"I got cheated by my own heart..."
"...and started believing you."
"I got cheated by my own heart..."
"...and started believing you."
"Finally my heart took the bait..."
"...and sacrificed all its dreams for you."
"Small issue, lots of pain."
"There's nothing more complicated than love."
Just remember three things.
Don't try to scratch with it... or the nail will come off.
Keep it away from fire, or it will melt.
And don't use it for legal purposes it doesn't have a fingerprint.
Not at all. Never.
- Congratulations on your wedding, brother. - Get lost.
Impossible!
Just like Hritika Roshan.
Where did you find her?
Father, last night Goddess Laxmi came in my dreams.
And in the morning when I went to the riverside...
...this fell on me from the roof.
When she came looking for this, I did the smart thing and hid myself.
I swear father, there was fire emitting from her.
She was double fire, take a look.
See, this.. See, father.
Father, get me married.
Father...
Come, Come..
Hey stop please.
Who is it?
- Bless you. - Careful.
Come here.
[CHANTING PRAYER]
Hurry up. Hurry up.
[CHANTING PRAYER]
Bless you, two. Bless you.
- Father... double fire. - Yes.
Everything's going to be just delightful now.
Not just delightful, now brother's going to tango every night.
Am I right, Sister-in-law?
Brother Keshav, come please.
Congratulation Brother Keshav.
Well done..
You are great!
Come dance with me.
Very good.
Brother Keshav, do the serpent dance.
Well done Father..
Hail to Brother keshav!
Dance with me also.
Come sister-in-law.
Come brother.
Aunty, your daughter-in-law's here.
Right foot, sister-in-law... right foot.
Come, sister-in-law.
Welcome, sister-in-law. This is our courtyard.
Welcome.
Stop-stop-stop.
Let me introduce you to his first.
You're the second wife, not the first. She's his first.
Her name is Mallika you must meet and greet her first.
You can meet her later.
- Come here first. - This isn't right.
Listen to me...
You're in a lot of hurry today.
Do you always have to interfere? Get lost.
I am not going anywhere. I'm going to sleep in the middle.
What is that?
- 'Sande Ka Tel'. - Shameless.
Here... my mistress sent this for you. Drink it.
You can't even take a joke nowadays.
Even you kept me in the dark.
I want a divorce, that's it.
1 see...
Let's get on with the wedding night...
...and I'll divorce your entire family in the morning.
Will you come quietly... or jump?
- Jump. - Jump!
Sister Mallika...
Sister Mallika, help!
Curse those two.
Sister-in-law.
Get up.
You already woke me up three times last night.
I am a man, not a machine.
Useless.
Sister-in-law, recognize me?
I am Sana. We met at your wedding.
Yes, Sana, but...
It's already 4:15.
Everyone's eagerly waiting to welcome you to our LOTA party.
Sana, is it going to take long?
Get the new daughter-in-law quickly. It's getting urgent.
You go, Sana. I'll meet everyone later.
It will be dawn soon.
You go, I am coming.
Hurry up then.
We've a long way to go.
Wake up. Keshav, wake up.
Wake up!
My dear, are you going to wake me up like this every day?
Why didn't you tell me?
But Naru did tell you about Mallika?
Stop joking.
Why were these women calling me out?
Don't you have a toilet in your home?
Toilet?
No toilet... where?
There's one in my home.
Why didn't you tell me before our marriage?
Tell you what?
That you don't have a toilet in your home.
Why are you making a scene for it?
Where should I go then?
Same place everyone else is going.
Socialize with everyone, get to know everyone in the LOTA party.
Be their leader...
Be their leader!
Listen to me. Such anger for a toilet?
If I had known, I would've never married you.
Move!
Didn't anyone in the village build a toilet, Sana?
No, sister-in-law, there isn't one here.
What's the matter? Is there a problem?
Don't you think it's a problem... to defecate out in the open.
But this is important.
How can we do without it?
No walls or doors.
- What if someone sees you? - Now I get it.
I guess there's been an incident with you.
Is everyone waiting for an incident to happen?
Until then, let things continue the way they are.
Isn't it?
Are you two going to chatter alone?
We're here too.
You're really beautiful.
Also, you had a love-marriage.
Yes, of course, that's what girls do when they get educated.
Yes... that's what they teach us in college.
She's got a sharp tongue, sister.
He was always so predictable.
We always knew, Keshav will marry some English-speaking girl.
- How much further? - Just a little more, sister-in-law.
What if we have to go during the day.
Control it.
Hurry up, daughter-in-law, it will be dawn soon.
Will you just stand there and stare at us, daughter-in-law?
Aren't your in-laws feeding you?
She feels embarrassed.
Forsake all your inhibitions and get down to business.
I'm not used to it.
Did your parents build a palace for you?
You are right.
Yes... there was a toilet in my home.
I can't do this.
- Listen... - Daughter-in-law.
You'll get in trouble later.
Just watching television.
Come... Father's not at home.
You're still angry with me.
Say something.
Why are you making such a scene?
I can't defecate out in the open, Keshav.
Do something... or I'm leaving.
Father...
..we delivered Gokul's consignment yesterday.
Some minor things to do.
I've called a handyman. The roof was leaking.
And build a small toilet in the room.
- What did you say? - The spare parts will arrive from Agra...
- Huh? - What did you say?
Spare parts...
Before that.
- The roof was leaking. - After that?
Build a small toilet...
What happened, father?
I can't swallow a single morsel...
...if anyone mentions a toilet while eating.
And now our... topper daughter-in-law wants a loo in our home.
No respect for our culture or knowledge of our tradition and rituals.
Over-education makes you a failure in life.
- Give me some bread. - Yes, me too...
What is this?
Father's share of bread...
Go give this to father.
Come along, father will like that.
Come.
Father, please eat...
Stop venting your anger on food, father.
Daughter-in-law cooked this food without going to the toilet.
I won't eat this.
By the way, father, if we can have a living room, a dining room...
...then, we can certainly build a toilet.
Then why take the body to the crematorium?
You can burn me right here in our courtyard.
And then build a toilet.
Come Jaya, it's really late.
Jaya...
Jaya, I am trying.
I've already put in a request with father.
Darling... just a few more days.
Soon we'll find a solution for this.
What solution?
Build a fake toilet, like the fake thumb.
- Trying to make quick-fixes. - Jaya..
No-no-no... look.
Look closely who defecates out in the open.
There should be some difference.
Here... it's your uncle calling.
Tell him... what you thought was a smartphone...
...turned out to be a small pager.
- Radhe-Radhe, uncle. - Everything okay.
Tell me... how can there be so much peace in Mandgaon.
We sent a storm from here.
Forget the storm, uncle, I am preparing for World War 3.
- Have faith in me. - I do...
Keep a firm grip on those cycle-sellers.
Hmm...
Why are you sounding so low? Is everything alright?
Give it to me.
No, uncle.
I was just feeling tired.
Right, I guess you don't get much sleep these days.
Listen, tell Keshav that Sunny's new film is releasing.
We'll go watch it together.
- Uncle... - Let me talk properly...
Dear... is everything fine?
- Yes.. - When are you coming home?
Hello-hello.
- Hello. - What happened?
There's always a villain in every love story.
And in my case, it's the toilet.
I must fix this once and for all.
I have an idea.
Take your problem to the Pradhan.
Get out of here... the Pradhan.
Pradhan!
[FOLK SONG]
I'm asking you for the fourth time. Why bring me here at the crack of dawn?
Wait, sweetheart. Be patient.
Everyone must change with time.
I've heard she's well educated.
Are you planning on letting her take up a job as well?
Oh, no...
It's up to her. She can do what she wants.
Jaya, go and meet grandma upstairs.
She's bedridden and can't move or walk. Go on.
Yes, why not.
That's why they had to build a toilet in grandma's room.
I'll send her.
No-no, she will manage herself. Go on.
Don't be hasty.
Haste makes waste.
Right, wifey, right.
- Radhe-Radhe. - Radhe-Radhe.
What now? What are you fuming about now?
It's nothing.
What do you want?
What kind of a question is that? Don't you know what I want?
I felt like a thief just to go to the loo.
- You've made my life miserable. - I can say the same for you.
You've done me a big favor by marrying me.
And now I must tolerate your educated tantrums.
What?
You really think I am throwing tantrums.
Isn't a woman even entitled to a toilet in her home?
For years women have been adjusting...
...to the methods practiced in her in-law's home.
It's nothing new.
Education has got to your head.
Chaubey, check the tubes before you buy them.
Or else we'll get the defective stuff again.
Brother, did you get the bike serviced?
Father has to leave for Mathura.
Wouldn't I rather sabotage the brakes?
Here.
And don't forget to wash the lunchbox.
Frankly speaking, brother, God has put you in a really fine mess.
I'm sure he wrote my fate in the loo.
Yes... and flushed it too.
You know what, brother why don't you buy...
...sister-in-law her own personal field?
That way, you can have your cake and eat it too.
Have you lost your mind?
- Go mind your own business. - Don't come asking me for advice again.
Keshav. Keshav, wake up.
Keshav, wake up.
- Wake up. Wake up. - What's wrong? Is it an earthquake?
- Take me to the field quickly. - Field.
No 'ifs' or 'buts'.
This is not the time for your tantrums. Let's go.
I am sorry.
I was very rude to you yesterday.
- I apologize. - Doesn't matter. Let's go.
By the way, the fields are very romantic.
- We can romance... - This is no time to be Shahrukh Khan.
Curses.
Radhe-Radhe.
I'm right here.
Good luck.
Father!
Peel these.
Are you clone with your work in Mathura?
- First wash my hands. - Yes.
What's all the racket about?
Clear your throat for good.
Father.
She's just tensed about what happened today in the field.
You're worried about what happened to her.
And what about the fact that I fell in a pile of garbage.
These things happen.
Don't complicate things. It wasn't so serious.
Daughter-in-law did cover her face.
- Then. - I see...
That's a fine example, father.
Then we don't need to cover our faces anymore in this house!
Jaya.
Father...
Brother... are you planning to jump in front of the train?
No...
I'm thinking of throwing you in front of the train.
Why didn't you stop me from getting married?
That doesn't make sense. Why would I stop you?
First of all, I am not getting married because of you.
Father was the hurdle in your life. And you're in mine.
He's been married twice.
But no one's concerned about me.
My brother, you don't know how happy you are.
I don't want to be happy.
Even I was overexcited to get married.
And I did.
You can see how she's turned my life into hell.
What are you saying, brother?
Your wife's one in a million.
It's better not to have one..not like her.
She's got my life trapped in an urn.
Stop discussing our family problems outside.
What family problems?
When there's a problem at home a man's going to vent it out somewhere.
Right, Rastogi.
What happened, brother? Be a little more specific.
How about I tell you in detail?
- Stop provoking brother, you rascal. - Naru!
Show some respect.
He's 35 years older than you.
Shameless...
It's nothing, Rastogi. Life's a big mess.
Will you be a little more specific?
Who made a mess and where?
I am stuck.
Actually, your poor sister-in-law isn't asking for too much.
One toilet.
I am ready to give her open fields, the jungle, trees and bushes.
But no...
She insists on a 4x8 toi... let.
Bloody hell.. Where do I get her a toilet?
So that's the problem.
It's not a problem, its blasphemy.
And then there's Panditji.
He's like the permanent problem in my life.
He's like father-in-law from hell.
I pray no one has to go through this ordeal.
They have made my life hell.
Look, brother Keshav, my advice to you is...
...take sister-in-law to Gorakhpur, to see your grandma.
The train halts for 7 minutes in your village.
So... when do I book your tickets?
- I don't want to go anywhere. - Give it to me.
Okay.
What did you say?
- How long will the train halt? - 7 minutes.
- Will the train halt for 7 minutes? - Yes.
Remember our first meeting and climb up.
Go on, you have seven minutes.
"Your love's slowly growing on me."
"Like ginger blends with the morning tea."
"Your love's slowly growing on me."
"Like ginger blends with the morning tea."
"I eagerly wait for you, like for the morning rays in winter."
"I'm prepared to ride all the way to the moon."
"The morning train..."
"Your love's like the morning train."
"The morning train..."
"Your love's like the morning train."
"I stay awake all night..."
"Your love's like the morning train."
"The morning train..."
"Your love's like the morning train."
It's three...
- Oh, God! - Yes.
- I won. - What is this? I don't want to play.
You know what, you go.
Your sister-in-law and I are going to play.
Where are you taking the game?
Brother's going to play another games with you now.
How are we going to play now?
Let’s Play-
"We set out before dawn."
"Let the world be envy."
"We set out before dawn."
"Let the world be envy."
"The heart keeps chugging."
"Keeps stopping on the way."
"The heart keeps chugging."
"Keeps stopping on the way."
"And sometimes beats fast like an express train."
"The morning train..."
"Your love's like the morning train."
- Keshav. - Yes, father.
Give this to the Pradhan when you go out for one of your joyrides.
Yes.
Oh no!
- We're late today. - No, we're not.
I'll just go deliver this to the Pradhan. Okay.
- Come back soon. - I'll be back in a jiffy.
Check the next compartment, dear.
- You'll find an empty one. - Thank you.
Move. Move, mister.
Read it.
- Hurry up. - The train's about to leave.
- Radhe-Radhe, Pradhan. - Radhe-Radhe, son.
What brings you here so early in the morning, Keshav.
Father sent these documents for attestation.
Take a seat... let's have a cup of tea. Vimla.
No-no-no... not now. I'm getting late. Maybe next time.
Take a seat, it's not like you've to catch a train.
What...
- Okay, see you then. - Okay.
Radhe-Radhe.
- Radhe-Radhe. - Radhe-Radhe.
I only want the betterment of this village.
That's true. Anything for this village...
Open the door!
Quickly. The train's leaving, Open the door!
- Open the door. - Yes, we're moving it.
Open the door.
The train's leaving, Open the door!
Yes, we're moving it.
Get everything aside.
- Move. - Yes, we're moving it.
Keep it here...
Come... come..
Jaya, get down.
Jaya, pull the chain.
Pull the chain!
Jaya!
Jaya! What are you doing? Pull the chain.
We're running out of platform.
Pull the chain!
Jaya.
Jaya. Pull the chain!
Shooting.. Shooting..
Even if you call 100 times you'll get the same answer, Keshav.
I am not coming back.
Think about the rumor people are going to spread.
Keshav's wife left him for a toilet.
Will you feel proud if your wife defecates out in the open?
You're getting it all wrong.
We'll find a way.
You mean another quick-fix.
When in love, the best solution is to run away.
Fake thumb for marriage and, using the loo on the train.
Listen carefully, Keshav.
No more quick-fixes.
Find a permanent solution.
You know what, you can take your demands and sit in your toilet.
Okay. Okay.
See... she's publicly embarrassed us.
What happened, father?
Read, son. Read.
She's made us Pandit's so proud.
- Your grandma called. - Yes.
She's coming down from Gorakhpur next week.
Yes, father.
She just made a big joke out of us.
Brother.. look..
Tell him, Naru.
Now he must take care of the household.
Couldn't even take care of his wife.
She's not some piece of cloth which needs to be taken care of.
Come on.
He's only good for cleaning up dung.
Only animals are allowed to shit in this courtyard.
Which scoundrel published this news?
We've been betrayed by one of our own.
Rastogi from Jagran.
- Brother Keshav. - Bloody traitor...
How dare you!
How dare you humiliate my family!
- Now he's got the respect he deserved. - Brother, please...
Come on.
Whatever I did, was for your own good.
Shut it down. Shut it down. Go back inside.
You bloody...
Speak up!
- Tell me. - Listen to me, brother, please...
I'll tell you if you stop hitting me.
Speak up. Yes, tell me.
Listen to me...
This news would've been out soon enough.
My newspaper didn't expose some hidden scam.
Thanks to your newspaper. Those who didn't know also know.
Just wait and watch...
...sister-in-law will come back home due to this article.
How?
The bride's family never likes to see such news in the newspaper.
There must be chaos in their house.
All of them must be completely shaken.
'You said...'
Can someone please lower the volume so we can discuss more important issues?
These so called 'important' issues are what's ruining the country.
"How long are we going to mourn and cry."
"Pull up the blanket over your head and sleep."
Please stay quiet.
I can't hear the dialogues, mother.
Of course, just listen to the dialogues.
Did anyone read today's newspapers?
What is everyone's opinion about it?
This is Kakka's contribution in 'Swacchta Abhiyan' (CLEAN INDIA MOVEMENT).
Today's newspaper was fit to be used as waste and so I did.
Waste should always go into the wastepaper basket.
- 'They will die for you? - Yes.'
'But I am not like them. I am different.'
My thumb.
Daughter-in-law's thumb?
What if Rastogi's right, brother?
Maybe sister-in-law will come back after reading this news.
She won't.
I wonder how many times I will still get humiliated...
Useless!
Both of you are useless!
Useless!
This...
This fake thumb that you made...
It's not for me or religion.
She left it behind for you, your topper madam.
And now... even the Lord can't absolve your troubles.
- But, father, sister-in-law only... - Shut up.
Don't you dare mention her name here again?
Yes, father.
They want show religion the finger.
Stop pretending!
Get up brother.
Field clear.. silence.
Taking.
- Ready, sir. - Action.
Do I look stupid to you?
- I'm sorry. - What sorry.
You think I can't see.
You were flirting with her, I saw it with my own eyes.
You don't trust me. You trust me right?
I love you.
Cut it.
I see... so these oversized boxes are toilets.
Your sister-in-law will be really comfortable in this.
Huh?
Brother, I don't think your intentions are good.
Careful. Careful.
Pull.. Pull..
How do you feel carrying a loo on your shoulders, Rastogi?
- I feel like Mother India. - I see...
Brother Keshav, it looks new.
Don't publish this in your newspaper.
Brother, after that beating, I'll only print what you tell me to.
Brother, what if they file a complaint with the police?
Only if they find it.
Where will we hide it?
We'll hide it in our courtyard for a day or two.
And cover it.
Later, when father leaves for Agra we'll shift it in my room.
Come on.
Can't live without me?
There's something I want to tell you.
That's what phones are for.
Not like this.
Let's meet.
What is it this time?
Some quick-fix again.
No quick-fix... this time I've come up with an idea.
Can we meet?
Then come home.
I won't come home.
Things will just get complicated.
Why? Are you feeling embarrassed?
Fine, let's meet tonight.
Why?
Are you embarrassed to meet me during the day?
Of course, I am.
I don't want people to think that I gave in.
So where are we going to meet my beloved wife?
Near the field with the tower.
- Thank you. - Bye.
Are you enjoying, meeting secretly like this even though we're married.
Yeah... I've been having fun for 36 years, madam.
I used all the tricks up my sleeve to get a wife but she left me too.
We should've eloped instead.
This distance is taking effect on you.
So tell me... why did you call me here?
Better prepare yourself to come back home.
I just solved this problem permanently.
I see... How?
See for yourself.
Soon I'll take you back home, like wedding procession.
You could've said this over the phone.
I wanted to see you.
But not me.
Why are you on-line last night at 12:30?
Were you watching my profile picture?
You must have run your fingers on my photo, like this.
I see... how do you know?
Were you keeping an eye on me?
I have a drone hovering over your father's home.
And it keeps telling me.
You know, since the day I left, I've been sleeping embracing your picture.
So... stop doing it until day-after-tomorrow.
- Why? - Everyone will think that you gave in.
Your phone's vibrating.
Hold on.
Speak up, bloody jinx.
Now you guys are stealing toilets as well.
Because of people like you even mugs have to be chained in train's toilets.
Fine, but I don't want to stand out in the open like you guys and pee.
Are you listening to his taunts?
You take the necessary action, Inspector.
He has tainted my religion.
By bringing this sin home?
They have been committing the sin till now, Inspector.
What did his daughter-in-law do wrong?
Only animals defecate out in the open.
1 see...
I raised him into this 37-year-old man that he is now.
And now you think it's wrong to defecate out in the open.
You're right. You raised me to be a man.
That's why I never thought about women.
Let him stay in jail.
Grandma. Grandma, come in. Please.
- Come in. Please. - I will never cross this threshold!
I just came here to say..
..that you've raised your daughter with some great values.
Keshav stole a loo for her.
And now he's locked up in jail, for stealing.
And this princess...
She's sitting in her home, over a loo.
Unbelievable, grandma.
You're saying this even though you're a woman.
I'm saying this because I am a woman. We've to compromise all the time.
That's the plight of women.
But she left her home. That's not the way.
This never happened in our village before.
Out on your joyride again-.
The men can do it right in their backyard.
But we're women.
We've to work harder for everything.
Isn't it?
We're expected to make all the compromises.
Because that's what our culture teaches us.
Control your urges.
Wait for nightfall.
Men can do it during the clay, but you got to do it in the dark.
But stay quiet!
If men look at you with lusty eyes then just cover your faces..
..but stay quiet!
And when some pervert flashes his torch at you...
...then cover your faces, rather than covering your backside!
So that he can go to his friends and say...
"I caught a glimpse, but don't know who it was."
Every day they kept flashing their headlights at you...
...but it never struck you.
You're happy because LOTA party has a new agenda to discuss!
This is okay Neelam.
If you're having periods, stay out of the temple.
If there's a pyre burning we stay out of the crematorium.
And if we want to relieve ourselves go outside the village.
Why?
Why make these rules? Why only for us?
It was their fault... but now, it's our fault!
What do you want, Jaya?
Do you expect us to leave our home like you?
We don't have a toilet even in our parent's home.
I don't know.
I only found a solution to my problem.
But the rest of you don't even realize that you're in trouble!
Someday... Someday you will be reduced to ashes in these urns.
Even now you're trapped in it while you're alive!
Serve water to your husband in this urn...
...and we'll see... whether they make a scene, or not.
- Come, sir. - Please.
- Brother. - Hello, sir.
Yeah...
Jaya.
- Sir... - Yes, thank you.
This was your solution to my problem?
Do me a favor, Keshav.
No more quick-fixes for me.
Forgive me.
Don't say that, Jaya.
Strange, you're bailing out the guy who stole your loo.
No thief in the world will steal a toilet, Inspector.
1 see...
Okay.
- Let Keshav go. - Thank you, sir.
Come, brother. I guess it's going to rain.
Let it rain, Naru.
Even the Lord's taunting me now.
Guess you're drunk... you're not in your senses.
I am drunk... and even more determined now.
- Mom. - Yes.
Where's my silver-waistband?
Wow...
If Keshav sees you today he will take you back home.
Let him come.
I will break his head with the stick.
Listen...
He isn't asking for dowry.
Or raised his hand on you?
He loves you, think about it.
End this right here and go back home.
You've made things more complicated than it is.
Complicated?
Bravo, Vidya. Bravo.
Do you know what happened with the kids in Badhai?
Poor kids went out in the evening.
They were raped and hung from the tree.
And a 17-year-old girl in Jharkhand, committed suicide.
Why? Because her father didn't build a toilet.
God forbid if something like that happens with our child...
...will you still say that she's complicating things.
You women are your own worse enemies.
Like they say, Vidya...
Don't wait till it's too late.
It's a good thing that our child took this step.
When Keshav shows up today...
...hit him hard on my behalf as well.
Forget it, grandpa. I am not even going to look at him.
"I crave for your glimpse..."
"...and finally I realized."
"I want to rub the mud under your feet on my head and sanctify my sins."
"You didn't invite me... but I still came down your lane."
"You can punish me for all unfair treatment."
"You didn't invite me... but I still came down your lane."
"You can punish me for all unfair treatment."
"Don't spare your beloved today..."
"...because he never learns."
"Your beatings feel so sweet."
"Come dear and hit me hard."
"You're the only one I love."
"Come dear and hit me hard."
"As my veil fluttered..."
"...you colored it with your love."
"When I look into your eyes..."
"...my eyes were overwhelmed."
"...they were overwhelmed."
"My tear-filled eyes couldn't sleep all night."
"They are crazy about to you."
"When I heard your sweet talks..."
"...my heart was hooked on."
"My heart was hooked on.."
"I came to you leaving the world behind."
"I severed all ties just to be with you."
"Chant Radhe-Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."
"I've forsaken everything for you, now punish me in any way you want."
"We're incomplete without each other."
"Chant Radhe-Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."
"Pray to your God for me."
"I've let go of this shield."
"Color me red..."
"...only you can set things right for me."
"Come dear and hit me hard."
"You're the only one I love."
"Come dear and hit me hard."
This is really humiliating, brother.
Stop acting like some Romeo.
Let's go inside.. It's your in-laws home.
Throw your weight around.
How can I show my face?
I made a big mistake.
Well... you try talking to sister-in-law.
I'll wait for you in that corner.
And whoever hurled that balloon at me...
...I'll show him when he comes to my village.
I am keeping my mouth shut because this is my sister-in-law's home.
Otherwise I would've showed you how we play Holi.
That won't do any good.
Apply some dirt.
Apply some dirt!
Apply some s*** instead.
You're never going to move ahead of that.
You claim to have the best GK...
...but never use it in real life.
Will dirt cure your wounds?
But it will definitely cause infection.
You've all made a fine mess in the name of tradition and customs.
When in trouble, find an easy way out.
Change others, but not yourself.
Since the time I was born, I've always used a toilet, Keshav.
Why should I change my habit now?
Listen... it's really painful, isn't it?
You're the one who got beaten up.
But I gave you the wounds.
Come back home.
I swear I'll change everything.
What will you change?
Everyone's opinion?
I won't die without you.
I am happy-
You didn't go?
You see, brother never leave a patient in hospital or a lover alone.
What did sister-in-law say? Is she coming back?
No, Naru. And she shouldn't either.
I finally realized now.
How can she do something she never did all her life?
This isn't just about a loo...
It's about everyone's view.
Jhoni... tell me everything. What happened?
What can I say, grandma... this is getting uncomfortable?
They're always in the jungle before us, with their lights and camera.
At first, we thought its the shooting crew.
But soon we realized they were after us.
Guess they are from some news channel.
They record us like we're indulging in foreplay.
It's entirely Keshav and his wife's fault.
Laxmi... what did she do now?
Your news was published in the newspaper and we're paying the price.
Jhoni, you claim to be the leader of LOTA party...
...then why so embarrassed to come on TV?
What are you saying, Keshav?
- Are you drunk? - Yes, grandma, I am drunk.
This is entirely your fault, Keshav.
Repercussions of getting an educated wife.
You should be thanking us.
You've become a model at this age, thanks to us.
Every day you defecate out in the open.
So how about showing some skin for TV as well.
It's alright, Panditji. He doesn't know how to respect women.
The women in this country can't respect themselves.
Otherwise, they would've never agreed on defecating out in the open.
He's talking too much.
You don't worry.
To hell with these people.
We'll come up with a solution.
- We'll... - No, Naru.
We're clone with finding quick solutions.
It's time to do the impossible.
Today's first agenda.
The shooting is taking place on the border of both the villages.
The shooting crew has been warned...
...that they should stop wasting water.
The matter is under control now.
The next agenda, Keshav's wife has left him.
And Keshav has put in a request...
...to build a public toilet outside the village.
Those who agree can sign or put their thumb impression on this paper.
I don't know.
We won't give our thumb impression.
Young man, did you get this idea from the shooting crew?
People won't forget their values even if you build loos for them.
And stop defecating in the fields?
Keep this stupidity restrained to your home.
Stop joking, village-head.
I've already been arrested once.
If you try to burden us with your problems...
...then, we'll have to face the music.
We got freedom from the British rule...
...do you want us to be slave to their culture?
That isn't right, village-head.
There are other women in the village.
And their safety is the village council's responsibility.
- We're happy with our LOTA party. - Yes.
And what about openly humiliating yourself.
Keshav, don't talk about respect.
Your wife left you.
Show some respect to others.
That's what he wants. That we s*** in our homes.
Or maybe s*** in our kitchens.
I only want the village council...
...to put in a request with the government for a toilet.
Don't try to teach us our responsibility.
This is an ancestral village.
Our ancestors didn't build a toilet in our homes...
...and we're not Gods either.
If we build a bathroom in our homes, won't that dirty our homes.
And what about the stink.
You want us to invite diseases in our homes.
Don't try to teach the villagers, Keshav.
- We don't want a bathroom. - Of course.
We don't need one, so let's not bother the government.
Let's go. Come on, let's go.
- That's enough social-service for one day. - Let's go. Come on.
Hey let's go from here.
Son, the Block Committee is above the Village Council.
Go meet Vasudha Tiwari at her office.
Pradhan, stop misleading the boy.
And you.. Don't try to challenge our culture, son.
[SANSKRIT CHANT]
Manu has written in the 'Manu-Smriti'.
One must defecate away from home.
Tell me, people, did Ram-Sita build a bathroom in the jungle?
See this..
Who's going to complete that 'Shlok' (VERSE), headman?
Did you overlook the next page?
[SANSKRIT CHANT]
The 'Shloka' also states that...
...one must not defecate near a river or any water body.
And wash their hands afterward.
Forget about washing your hands. You even clean your ass in the river.
People like you use religion according to your own convenience.
What did you think?
Just because no one knows Sanskrit...
...you can say anything you like and get away.
Don't try to teach me the Scriptures, Village-head.
And remember...
Whether my wife comes back or not, I will build a bathroom in this village.
Radhe-Radhe.
- Look, uncle.. - What happened?
Look at our country's plight. See here.
Keshav doesn't know who he's going up against.
Thirty Cr scam.
There are no records.
All these scams are four years old.
Everyone's involved. Read this.
And all these ministers are involved in this scam.
Not just the ministers. Everyone's involved.
What should I send Keshav?
Look at these scams.
Wonderful, sister-in-law.
Read it carefully.
- Thank you. - Welcome.
Listen.
If you go to the toilet, don't forget to lock the door.
- Do that later.. Don't be crazy. - Go.
You're too much.
- Give me the file. - Take it.
Careful.
Bye, sister-in-law.
- Bye. - Love you.
- Mister, where's DM Mathur's room? - It's this one.
- Hold on... - Wait..
- It's urgent. - You can't go inside like this.
Keshav from Mandgaon.
I see... so you're Keshav.
- Yes, that's me. - I read in the newspapers.
First of all, all that money that you swindle from the poor...
...where do you take it out?
- Brother... - Hold on.
Where are these... Thirty Cr toilets. Can you show me?
I see... the public's awakening.
Well, finally after all these years...
...someone came asking for an explanation.
What do you want from me?
Toilets... which the government promised us.
Actually... I am going to expose you.
1 see...
See that you don't expose yourselves.
Take a good look, guys.
This is a barber shop, horse-stable...
...and this one's a tailor shop.
So what does that prove?
All these are public toilets...
...which you guys are using for your personal benefits.
The government makes toilet schemes...
...but you guys reject it.
And you guys don't care. To hell with the funds.
We won't build a toilet in our homes.
Look at this Keshav, the plan for your home.
Few of the homes in your village...
...were built under the government rehabilitation scheme.
But the rest are ancestral homes.
So there was never any facility for toilets in our home.
The government installed sewage lines in your homes.
But you guys shut it down.
That's not done.
The government made arrangements...
...but connecting the sewage with your toilet is your job.
So who's the villain now?
You mean we don't have an option now.
Do you know what's a PIL?
Public Interest Litigation.
Go see a lawyer.
Register a PIL against the Village Council...
...that you want a toilet in your village.
Well, finally after all these years...
...at least someone thought that toilet is a problem.
Actually sir, until the problem doesn't get personal...
...no one's prepared to fight... or find a solution.
- Sir, can I come in? - Come.
- Uncle, show me your face. - Yes.
- Uncle. - Taking my picture. Wait...
- Uncle.
I took this picture at the turn.
This is a barber-shop, this one is a tailor-shop.
This one is a cowshed, Isn't this what the lawyer said?
Sir, I've brought all the proof. What should we do next?
This will get the job done.
I'll get a sanction from the government get a toilet built in Mandgaon.
- Okay? - Yes.
It will take 11 months.
Well, that's almost a year.
It's the government...
...works at its own pace.
All these years you lived without a toilet.
Another year. Right.
I can live without a toilet but without my wife.
Remember who's the villain, in this case, Keshav.
You're challenging our culture.
Understood!
And it's not easy to win over culture.
This is a difficult trial.
In this country, fighting against culture is not an easy task.
Brother, I have an idea now...
...what this culture is everyone's ranting about.
Who is it?
Culture is something no one's seen or heard of...
...yet, everyone's clinging on to it.
Culture is what makes us put donation boxes in temples and mosques...
...but makes humans defecate out in the open like animals.
That's culture.
[CHANTING PRAYER]
What is he doing?
This is a pandit's home after all.
So veneration is a must before starting any good deed.
For the sake of your happiness.
What good deed, son?
Laying the foundation stone, grandma.
I'm building a toilet in our home.
Now, change your thinking, father.
And stop peeing out in the gutter.
Okay, son.
You've crossed all limits.
Do as you please.
I won't eat a morsel of food now.
Great, no food, no stress.
Radhe-Radhe.
What... What's he...
"The world's preparing to land on Mars..."
"...while the moon's being sold on earth."
"From black/white to color..."
"...and now everything's in 3D."
"Thousands have climbed... the Everest..."
"Mister... better build a toilet now."
"How long are you going to keep doing it around the bush?"
"Mister... better build a toilet now."
- Can I give you an idea? - What?
Leave the bathroom uncovered.
Why?
Are you going to bury Anarkali in here?
Go on... hurry up.
Father...
Father, your meal.. Please eat your meal.
"Defecating in the open is humiliating..."
"...that's what culture tells us."
"Cover yourself till your waist..."
"...and sit out in the open."
"Sister-in-law sets out at crack of dawn..."
"...while the boys are waiting on the way to ogle."
"Sit back and watch what happens."
"Mister... better build a toilet now."
"How long are you going to keep beating around the bush?"
"Mister... better build a toilet now."
"Every lane of the country is stinking, it's difficult to even breathe."
"India will be clean again look at the condition of your home."
"If you sit next to the river..."
"...the water will wash it all away."
"And that water will flow through the taps..."
"...and you'll be forced to drink that."
"Stop going to defecation in the field."
"Stop other people from going too."
"If defecating in the open is a matter of pride then stop wearing clothes."
"Not everything is a tradition, stop hiding behind it."
"Stop hiding behind it."
"Don't blame culture for your faults."
"Mister... better build a toilet now."
"How long are you going to keep beating around the bush?"
"Mister... better build a toilet now."
Hey...
Stop!
Keshav, stop. Stop.. Keshav.
Stop!
Leave him Keshav. What are you doing? Leave me.
Keshav. Leave me.
Get lost...
Don't come in front of me.
- What happened, brother? - Naru, the calamity's been averted.
A Brahmin's home was saved from getting tainted.
Nothing is ever going to change here.
If you get hurt, apply dirt.
If you get a sprain, apply s***
If shitting and toilets are such a bad thing...
...then why did God give us a stomach?
No stomach, no loo.
Headman, open your scriptures and tell me...
Is it our moral obligation to make a spectacle out of our wife...
...or does shit out in the open give us salvation?
Tell me!
Savri... you don't feel embarrassed having six kids.
But you feel embarrassed to talk about toilets.
People like them associate shame with religion.
You people.
You should be ashamed.
Panditji... you were so embarrassed...
...to read about your daughter-in-law in the newspaper.
But no shame in peeing out in the gutter.
It's quite obvious that the women are fleeing.
We're stuck in this blind game of religion.
Pretty soon... no one will ever give you their daughter's hand again.
Everyone will die as bachelors.
Go on...
Go home... celebrate.
Tell stories to your children...
About how we brave-hearts broke Keshav's Taj Mahal!
Go on... tell them!
Grandma...
Grandma... set the plate for your son.
He'll break his fast today.
He just broke the entire house.
He broke everything.
"I feel so unfortunate."
"I don't deserve you."
"Nothing's more..." "complicated than love."
Yeah, Jaya. I tried everything.
We must wait for 11 months.
No, Keshav.
Don't call me again.
And if you think I am joking, then don't be mistaken.
I have an idea.
I'll get the Goswami Road fixed.
I'll get it fixed from my quota.
Look what's published in the newspaper, village-head.
Calamity has befallen on our village.
Divorce for a toilet.
Our village has been jinxed.
This is a complete disaster.
Our village will be disgraced in the entire district.
Too much education isn't good either.
This is really bad.
Brother Keshav is doomed.
Where can he go? He can't stay in this village anymore.
There's been no divorce in our village for the last 1700 years.
This is really terrible, Panditji.
What can I say?
I never imagined I'll ever hear this word in my life.
She wants a divorce.
Does she think it's a joke?
Sir, isn't he the same Keshav who came to meet you?
No, he's the same 'Keshav' who started 'Mahabharata’.
That 'Keshav' matter is getting a lot of attention.
We're here to interview his wife.
I'll tell you once I get there.
Keep the bathroom in the background.
This story is about Jaya from Sabrana village...
...who is going to divorce her husband just 6 months after their wedding.
Reason; toilet.
Jaya, are you actually divorcing your husband for a toilet?
Don't you think this reason is good enough?
You've been here since morning. You came all the way from Delhi.
Did you use the bathroom?
Actually, we have a vanity van, which has a...
That's why you think this is not an actual problem.
I advise you to stay here one night. Go out with LOTA party.
Sit out in the open amongst snakes, scorpions and other animals.
And then you'll realize my problem.
See... she's openly describing her deeds on television.
Keshav, do you think that the government is responsible?
Honestly, we're to be blamed first.
The scam happened because we didn't want a toilet.
We love our fields.
And the government distributed free notebooks to the children...
...but didn't tell them what to write in them.
They built toilets, but didn't teach anyone how to use it.
This is the government's responsibility as well.
They only carried out half of their tasks.
But the government has been promoting this campaign a lot.
And built around 6 million toilets in the last three years.
They built toilets..
..but it's high time the government made certain laws as well.
What laws?
Use toilets for defecating.
Keshav, you built a toilet in your home.
Who broke that?
The men of our country feel really proud to do it out in the open.
Some narrow-minded guy broke my toilet.
- So... - Actually, it was my father.
So you mean to say you'll never do it out in the open again.
Well, back in the days I would stand anywhere.
But now I'll only stand up for a bathroom.
You must have faced a lot of humiliation for this divorce.
If I make a mistake, I'm bound to get insulted.
There must be a toilet in the house.
There must be a toilet in the house for the women.
So that, men can stop them from wandering outside.
Wonderful, madam. Such a twisted question for such a simple answer.
Are you from foreign channel?
Real freedom isn't about going out to defecate.
It's about going out on your own free will.
But who will explain to these idiots?
Our fight is against... this. Their views.
Their views.
But if you lose this fight, you can lose your wife too.
I can lose her in the open jungle as well.
[would rather lose her like this.
It's quite simple, madam.
If you want your wife, you got to have a toilet.
Jaya, who do you think is responsible for this divorce.
The government or our tradition.
The women... who'll set out again tomorrow at dawn.
Jaya from Sabrana village is still steadfast on her decision of a divorce.
Will this affect the government officials in anyway?
There's going to be a war.
All our past scams will get exposed, Yadav.
Do you get it?
I guess even we'll have to bathe out in the open now.
I can see stars in daylight, sir.
I told you before...
You should've carried out a part of the work.
Now the CM's called for a meeting.
This is wrong, Swamiji.
This country will never progress.
What was the result of this movement?
Build toilets! Build toilets!
Calm down!
Our country is going backwards.
Well, there's been some activity within the government.
From 11 months, its come down to 10 months.
If the government functions any faster then it will definitely collapse.
I'm a Brahmin too.
I'll have water as well as tea.
Yes, I'll get it.
Tell me something, Pandit.
Do you watch Sunny Leone's movies?
Radhe-Radhe.
Is this what you wanted to ask?
You've been living alone for so many years.
I'm sure you watch it secretly.
This was expected from you.
One can see your values reflecting in your daughter.
That's true.
We taught her to speak up, instead of staying quiet.
Your values about entering this house with the help of a lie.
The values of maligning the family honor by giving an interview on television.
And complicating a simple issue like a toilet.
Even you admit it's an uncomplicated issue.
So build a toilet at home too.
1 see...
So you want us to build a toilet...
...in the same courtyard where we Pray to 'Tulsi'.
Unbelievable, Panditji.
You Pray to the Ganga as well.
But don't you wash your sins in it too?
You won't build a toilet in your home...
...but, you've turned the entire country into a big loo.
You can open your zipper, or untie your draw-strings wherever you like.
Change with time.
Change?
And forget our culture.
People like you have reduced culture to just 'Sanskrit.'
Joshi... we live for our culture...
...and we Pandits can even die for our culture.
I know you got Japanese degrees...
...but, have you ever read the holy scriptures?
Lord Krishna addressed a grave problem in Gita.
The world fights with each other but only the brave fights with himself.
If you can conquer over yourself, Pandit...
...then, you can save the children's world from falling apart.
And remember...
If you change nothing, nothing will chance.
Radhe-Radhe.
There's nothing more we can do, Keshav.
We failed to rattle the government or change father's opinion.
All our plans backfired.
Even our plans of getting a 'divorce' failed-.
So what?
Tomorrow morning we'll go to the court and withdraw our divorce petition.
We'll leave our home...
...and build our own little abode.
I cannot break your home, Keshav.
But I can break this marriage.
This isn't just my fight alone.
Every daughter, every woman has her eyes on me.
If I give up now...
...no woman will ever fight for her right again.
See... now you sound like a leader.
Sorry...
I couldn't be your wife.
You became my wife the day you served father dinner after the entire fiasco...
...and even went out to the fields.
And today... when you're prepared to leave me...
...to bring a change in this country.
That's more like Keshav's wife.
And as far as our divorce is concerned...
Give me your phone.
Here...
I've deleted your number.
I can even walk the gallows for you.
Divorce is a very small step.
See you tomorrow at the family court.
Radhe-Radhe.
Come on... I'll drop you home.
I swear I won't elope with you. Come on.
"Quit smiling, silly, or I'll fall in love."
"I used to feel... love's too far-fetched for me..."
"...because I have no dreams."
"I am completely lost in your eyes."
"Like sandalwood dissolves in water."
"The heart's willing to do anything."
"Quit smiling, silly, or I'll fall in love."
These days if there's an argument the wife quits home.
Even if the husband's Hrithik Roshan.
You're absolutely right.
That Joshi's daughter didn't give up.
She's going to the court...
They might even get divorced.
Honestly speaking, her husband really loved her.
Yes.
Didn't you see... he tried his level best.
But to what avail?
Just another charade without a reason.
For such small things who creates an issue. She only made a scene.
Who runs away from home and demands divorce for such trivial issues?
I thought her demand was valid.
What did she ask for?
Poor thing wasn't used to going out in the open...
...what else could she have done?
So now she can sit in her toilet proudly.
And us?
We'll keep going out... like we do.
You know... what would've happened if we had made the same demand?
Don't talk to me in Jaya's tone.
What happened?
She only brought disgrace to our village.
- Come on... serve dinner. - I didn't cook dinner.
What do you mean you didn't cook dinner?
If we eat, we'll have to go.
No food, no going out.
Have you lost your mind?
Actually, it all makes sense now.
- Vimu... - Who?
- Oh, my... - Mother!
What happened?
- What happened? - I think I broke a bone.
But how did you fall down?
- Someone spilled oil here. - Oil?
I was going towards the field.
Quickly, take me to the field.
Hurry up... quickly. Pick me up.
Mother...
No.. I don't think I can walk all the way to the field.
- And I can't control it any longer either. - Mother..
- Quickly... lift me up. - Mother..
Can I go in there?
What are you thinking? Your mother is dying!
Quickly... lift me up.
Mother, no.. No..
Lift me up.
Lift me up. Oh, God! Oh, God!
Careful.
Quickly, take me. Take me, son.
Take me quickly. Oh, God!
We can't defecate out in the open!
if Jaya Joshi gets a divorce...
...then, we'll all get a divorce.
We can't defecate out in the open!
We'll fight. Take down our request.
This is not the way.
Why don't you understand? This is not how you get a divorce.
I request you, please go away.
- We also want a divorce. - Just go from here.
We've all heard about mass marriages...
...but never about mass divorce before today.
One reason; toilet.
This is a challenge to the government.
- Verma. - Yes, sir.
What is this?
Bureaucracy, sir.
From society welfare committee to the village...
...the files have to go through seven offices.
And they all have their...
Understood!
Verma, do one thing today.
Then buy seven locks...
...and lock all the toilets in those offices.
Sir..
No one will go to the toilet for seven days.
Those who want to go will have to find a solution himself.
But, sir..
Only the wounded knows the pain, and no one else.
But, sir, how is that possible?
If our Prime Minister can ban notes for the country's benefit...
...then we can close toilets too.
Yes, sir.
Jaya Joshi left her husband's home on 15th February.
And today they are meeting directly in the court.
And the reason for their separation is the 3000 Cr toilet scam.
We've never had a divorce in the last 1700 years.
If Lord Krishna returns to Radha...
...will Rukmini divorce Him?
Quarrels should be solved at home.
- And not made a public spectacle. - You're right.
No one's ever said that we should use a toilet...
...then what is this feud all about?
I wish Keshav had understood the chapter on Manusmriti...
...then he wouldn't be facing this problem.
Seems like people are against building toilets.
They believe it's against their culture.
You tell me...
What about the Prime Minister's 'Cleanliness Drive'?
If we build a toilet at home then how can we keep our homes clean?
So that's their opinion about the 'Cleanliness Drive'.
A village where toilets are deemed unhygienic...
...are bound to have such divorces.
Hello.
Madam, sign on this urgently.
- Madam... madam... - Hold on.
- Jaya... - What is it?
Will it be easy for your daughter to live in the village after this divorce?
Why?
Is she causing floods or doomsday?
No, I...
Did anyone in your family ever have a divorce before?
Forget my family, let's talk about the country.
Did anyone ever have a divorce for a toilet?
My daughter will set an example. Come along.
Do you think divorce is the solution to this problem?
It is the solution to my problems.
- One more question... - That's enough... Come on, move aside.
Sir-sir... you tried your level best to save your marriage.
But, if this is only about a toilet then..
..why didn't you go live with your wife?
Yes, that's a nice idea.
But I don't know how to run from my problems.
Sir, it's not that sunny...
...yet you're wearing sunglasses.
Are you trying to hide your tears?
Look, madam, everyone's blinded by fake pride.
And anyway, these are fake Raybans.
But the world has a real one on their eyes.
Are you going to challenge the government after this?
It's your job to blame the government for everything.
You should take some responsibilities yourself.
Keshav, are you sad that your wife's leaving you?
No, I love it.
Now I'll get a new wife for myself.
- Come on, that's enough. - Sir, just one more question.
- Sir.. Sir.. Please sir. - That's enough.
I feel that everything will be fine.
They don't know how to talk.
I mean...
These people are getting divorced as well.
I don't know.
- Radhe-Radhe. - Greetings. Greetings.
We didn't have so many guests even at our wedding.
I haven't seen our wedding video yet.
But our divorce is being broadcast live on national television.
Fix your hair, sweetheart.
Quit smiling silly, I'll fall in love.
Time now for a small break.
On the other side of the break we'll show you Jaya and Keshav's signatures.
Stay with us on Abhi Tak Channel, live.
After this divorce, the people are going to divorce this government.
Because this is their biggest failure.
Judging by the size of this issue, this was a controversy waiting to happen.
If what Keshav and Jaya are doing...
...ushers in a change then it's always welcome.
You see, I was the first one to report this news in my newspaper.
But I never thought it would escalate to divorce.
It's all due to the narrow-mindedness of these ignorant.
But brother Keshav tried his best.
Jaya and Keshav.
Do you two still stand firm on your decision?
Yes...
No toilet, no marriage.
Sir, this letter has arrived from the CM's office.
The court rejects Jaya and Keshav's plea for divorce.
The government has accepted Keshav's request...
...for building a toilet in his village.
The construction begins tomorrow morning on the ground outside the village.
Until then... the villagers will be facilitated with porta-loo.
- Why are you sulking? - Nothing.
Congratulations, brother.
The file which went nowhere in 12 months got sanctioned in 12 minutes.
And do you know what the Chief Minister did?
He locked all the toilets in every government office.
That's when these officers learned their lesson.
Remember what you said at Mr. Mathur's office.
"Until the problem doesn't get personal..."
"...no one's willing to fight, find a solution."
You were absolutely right, brother.
What's wrong now, Keshav.
We found a solution and did the impossible.
We got the toilet.
Jaya, I promised to give you your personal toilet.
I couldn't do it.
Maybe not personal, but at least there's a toilet.
- I am happy. - I couldn't change father's view either.
I can't take you back in that house.
Keshav!
You'll always be a numbskull.
You fought against the entire world...
...and now you say you won't take her home.
Daughter-in-law, let this be.
The fake charades, fake thumb, fake pride.
Leave all this behind and then step inside the house.
- Is he sick? - I think so.
I am not sick, son.
In fact, I am better now.
You see...
It's time to take the blind off our eyes...
...and put it on the toilet.
That's wonderful, father.
- That's wonderful. - Sorry, daughter-in-law. Sorry.
For the first time, I've done something good.
So only daughter-in-law will inaugurate my toilet.
- My toilet, father? - Yes.
But brother sold his bike to pay for this..
- ..you didn't spend a penny. - Get lost... shut up.
- Just a thought, father. - Let it be.
- This isn't right. - Quiet.
No.. No.. Come on.
- What happened? - Sister-in-law, look here.
Brother Keshav... Group photo. Yes. Yes.
Ready.
Written in scriptures.
Humans should not perform daily action in front of the sun or moon.
Then the use of the toilet should be made mandatory.
I had already told Keshav.
This sacrifice has to be done in the interest of cleanliness of the people.
Children get used to going to the toilet since childhood.
If you defecation in the open, you will beat.
Getting big pleasure. My life has changed.
Father did not approve of this.
But said no. Toilets will be definitely made.
Why do sister-in-law go out to toilet.
Or why should any woman go out? This is wrong.
Congratulations to Keshav and Jaya.
Now the women of the house do not have to go away in the open.
Keshav is right. 'If you want your wife, you got to have a toilet.'
The money that the government gave us to make toilets...
...we returned them.
Do we take money from the government to buy TVs and freeze?
Then why take money to make toilet.
The toilets will be made by our own money.
Remember....
'If you want your wife, you got to have a toilet.'